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Cook County Airport is a county-owned, public-use airport in Cook County, Georgia, United States. It is located one nautical mile (2 km) west of the central business district of Adel, Georgia. This airport is included in the National Plan of Integrated Airport Systems for 2011–2015, which categorized it as a general aviation airport.
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